Find of the day

I found this here flashlight, across the street, from a elementary school, near a bush. 

Now as you can see, this not your ordinary flashlight. It also has one of those laser light beam, as you can see.

Now this is not a toy for a child to have, if that's who had it. You can get in real trouble, if you point this at anybody. Or if you should point it at a flying aircraft, then your in super big trouble. That's a big Bozo No, No. your looking at some jail time, for pointing it at an aircraft.

Glad I found it, now it's "HAMMER TIME" can't touch this do, da, do, da.

Ren!

What Porky.

Don't sing please.

Why not?

Because you don't know how to, OK!

Better then you.

Announcers Voice: Well folks there you have it, stay tune to find out, who can out sing who. In next weeks episode in "Mister, can you spare a song"

Ren! tell him to stop it already! he's driving me nuts.

Dee O Gee, sick em boy!

Announcers Voice: Good boy Dee O Gee, Ren! a little help here, Ren please! HELP, HELP!!!

Porky's Voice: Stay tune folks, as we wave good by to the Announcers Voice.

Good job Dee O Gee.

Your welcome, Porky, what should I do with his toupee.

His what!!