Tuesday, April 23, 2019

Need a place to live?

Well come on down to Downtown Pomona, where all you have to do is pick a spot and bring or own cardboard and shopping cart. Also if your up early, we have people who open up the dumpsters for you, so you can dig in and make a mess with no one telling you, Hey! you can't do that.
 And if your lucky enough to get spot near the Metro Link Station, and for extra cash, you can break into cars for money or laptops.
And if you need to do your laundry, we have four beautiful fountains, yes I said four that you can do your wash in for FREE!.
And when the weather gets to hot, invite the family or friends for a dip in the cement fishing ponds.
So come on down and take your shoes off (if your wearing any) and stay a spell. 
Because all we care about is charging people for something their not getting.
Damn it couldn't get any better then this, or could it?.

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